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joehillsthrills:

Donald Glover talking about the comments he received during his campaign to be the next Spider-Man (x)

“I was talking about it with Dan Eckman, who directed my Bonfire video. Can you imagine that trailer? That would be dope. Like it makes sense… a poor black kid in Queens. Like it just fits.”

He woulda been a great fuckin’ Spider-Man.

I may be biased but Donald would have been a way better Peter Parker than that walking haircut Andrew Garfield.

(Source: halemcjoel, via wilwheaton)

cracked:

How come you’re still not watching Mad Men even though Dan O’Brien once told you to? His arguments remain valid. #CrackedClassic
Why You Are An Idiot for Not Watching ‘Mad Men’ 



Problem:Your wife threw you out of the house as a result of your infidelity.
What You Would Do: Tearfully beg your wife to take you back, promise her that you’ll change, and that you love her very much.
Draper That Shit: Wordlessly fly across the country so you can hang out and fuck adorable hippies while your miserable, wronged wife raises your children. Fly back when you feel like it and move back into your house.



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You also get to enjoy Don’s ex wife gradually losing her shit in Seasons 5 & 6. 

cracked:

How come you’re still not watching Mad Men even though Dan O’Brien once told you to? His arguments remain valid. #CrackedClassic

Why You Are An Idiot for Not Watching ‘Mad Men’ 

Problem:Your wife threw you out of the house as a result of your infidelity.

What You Would Do: Tearfully beg your wife to take you back, promise her that you’ll change, and that you love her very much.

Draper That Shit: Wordlessly fly across the country so you can hang out and fuck adorable hippies while your miserable, wronged wife raises your children. Fly back when you feel like it and move back into your house.

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You also get to enjoy Don’s ex wife gradually losing her shit in Seasons 5 & 6. 

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

A baby triceratops was built for a scene where one of the kids rides it. Special effects technicians worked on this effect for a year but the scene was cut at the last minute as Steven Spielberg thought it would ruin the pacing of the film.
Jurassic Park (1993)

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

A baby triceratops was built for a scene where one of the kids rides it. Special effects technicians worked on this effect for a year but the scene was cut at the last minute as Steven Spielberg thought it would ruin the pacing of the film.

Jurassic Park (1993)

adventuretime:

Why ‘Adventure Time’ Is the Best Sci-Fi Show on TV Right Now
BY ERIC KOHN MARCH 26, 2013IndieWire
“Sometimes you love a show so much it can do weird things to your head. I’ve gone out on a limb with Cartoon Network’s ‘Adventure Time’ by deeming it a groundbreaking form of cartoon storytelling that fuses several eras of animation into a delightfully surreal and yet oddly familiar experience…. But after last night’s wonderful flashback special episode, “Simon and Marcy,” I’m convinced of one thing: ‘Adventure Time’ is the best science fiction show on television right now.
(Read the rest of Eric’s piece here.)

Certainly the best Post Apocalyptic Animated Comedy Sci-Fi show at least.

adventuretime:

Why ‘Adventure Time’ Is the Best Sci-Fi Show on TV Right Now

BY ERIC KOHN 
MARCH 26, 2013
IndieWire

“Sometimes you love a show so much it can do weird things to your head. I’ve gone out on a limb with Cartoon Network’s ‘Adventure Time’ by deeming it a groundbreaking form of cartoon storytelling that fuses several eras of animation into a delightfully surreal and yet oddly familiar experience…. But after last night’s wonderful flashback special episode, “Simon and Marcy,” I’m convinced of one thing: ‘Adventure Time’ is the best science fiction show on television right now.

(Read the rest of Eric’s piece here.)

Certainly the best Post Apocalyptic Animated Comedy Sci-Fi show at least.

arewehavingpunyet:

LawN Order - A landscaper spotted by acquaintedwithwailingechoes

arewehavingpunyet:

LawN Order - A landscaper spotted by acquaintedwithwailingechoes

theonion:

Scarlett Johansson Immediately Rejects Heartwarming Prom Invite From High School Student: Full Report

At least she responded to his proposition! :(

theonion:

Scarlett Johansson Immediately Rejects Heartwarming Prom Invite From High School Student: Full Report

At least she responded to his proposition! :(

funnyordie:

11 Classic Movie Scenes with Thumbs Up Instead of Guns
The premise is simple. The execution is flawless.
Check out the entire Thumbs and Ammo blog for more!
funnyordie:

Timeline for Upcoming Seasons of Mad Men
Since Mad Men is known to jump ahead in time from season to season, we’ve assembled this handy timeline of possible future story lines.  

Can’t blame ol’ Don for being excited about Breaking Bad!

funnyordie:

Timeline for Upcoming Seasons of Mad Men

Since Mad Men is known to jump ahead in time from season to season, we’ve assembled this handy timeline of possible future story lines.  

Can’t blame ol’ Don for being excited about Breaking Bad!

cracked:


If you’ve seen one trilogy, you’ve seen Iron Man 3.
6 Things We Already Know About the Next Iron Man Movie

When you’re dealing with number three of a superhero trilogy, there’s always going to be a need to up the ante, even possibly concluding the series (until the reboot, that is). To do that, Hollywood has implemented the carefully crafted technique of “doing the same thing over and over again.”

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cracked:

If you’ve seen one trilogy, you’ve seen Iron Man 3.

6 Things We Already Know About the Next Iron Man Movie

When you’re dealing with number three of a superhero trilogy, there’s always going to be a need to up the ante, even possibly concluding the series (until the reboot, that is). To do that, Hollywood has implemented the carefully crafted technique of “doing the same thing over and over again.”

Read More